Road Tax Excuses

Here are the top five most ridiculous excuses motorists have given the DVLA for not having any car tax in the past year:

• I gave the car to a man in the pub
• My mate took my car for a test drive a year ago, and hasn’t brought it back yet
• I did tick the box, but didn’t realise I had to actually send you the form
• The weather’s been nice so I haven’t needed to use it
• The letter advises me to ignore any correspondence

Do you know any lies, damned lies and tax excuses?